What to get!!!

I am faced with the dilemma of what to get people for Christmas!! I feel like everyone has what they already need.

Absence

Daddy issues. Joe forest issues. Guy issues. issues result in tissues. See how I tried to be cleaver but failed? Yea well, I'm going out of town this weekend. THANK GODD!! The variety show tonight was really fun. Jay Gaga is my bitch and Dr Brown is the shizz "This is not a drill. This is a tornado drill. Swine flu" lmao

Im at church. Not touched