When All Else Fails

This weekend I went to the beach. I swam took many pictures and went to buy pizza. On the way out of the eatery, Dana inhaled cigarette's. She wanted to buy some so I pitched In and got half the box. The whole is at my house now. Anywho, we walked along the beach sucking our fag's. Some lady asked Liz about her tattoo. It was funny. we checked out some old guy poorly singing country songs. Went into a hotel to go potty and pretended that our mom was looking for us. Silly us!! Umm.... we went to Dana's, hopped into her pool. We swam around then left to take showers. When I was done, I went to Dana's house and watched a movie. I left and went for a walk. Yes. That was my Saturday. Today I got a massage and went to church with a jewish girl. Her name is Dan Dan the worker man